To mom & dad,
WHY do you insist on inviting this ugly man to all of our Christmas parties? Did you not understand that we do not like this guy after we screamed bloody murder at the Children's Museum and then again at Vicky's and then proceeded to say, "No no Santa" every time we saw someone who resembled him, a fake version of him in someone's lawn, or caught a glimpse of him on TV?? ARE YOU NOT LISTENING TO US?"
From Lil & Di
To Lil & Di,
Clearly we were listening but you rendered us deaf somewhere back at the Children's Museum.
From mom & dad
"Do not even THINK about touching me, old man"
